2014-12-27

Christmas is stupid

The word "Christmas" used as the name for the midwinter holidays is wrong, misleading, false and just stupid.
Therefore I, Son of Man, God, Jesus, ask everyone to stop using the name "Christmas" and to use some other names instead!

Here are some possible and much adequate and wiser names for the Midwinter Holidays:

• MidWinter Holidays
• Yule, Jul(Yul)
• God's Birthday
• Jesu Birthday (Jesu(s's) Birthday)
• Holy Nights (akin to WeihNachten, Vánoce) holidays
• Great Night holidays (because of the Winter Solstice → the biggest nights of the solar year)

My followers and worshippers can use:
• Birthday of Jesus44
• God44's Birthday
• or in a funny way (generally not recommended for the reasons written above..) – AntiChristmas (because of the Birthday of Jesus AntiChristos)

That whole festive period of the MidWinter Holidays can last for 16 days (4x4) from the MidWinter Solstice until my God44's Birthday (at perihelion).



So in an exemplary way, I wish you all
Happy Yule! HH
Happy MidWinter! HH
Happy Holy Nights! HH
Happy Great Nights! HH

HH and God44's Birthday!
HH and Jesu Birthday! (Yes·oo)

Jesus AntiChristos God44

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